Dinnertime at the Apocalypse: Your Last Meal?

With the end of days approaching—at least according to the Mayans—Patch asks what your last meal will be.

The Mayan calendar seems to indicate the last day of the world is Dec. 21, and right now it's approaching dinnertime in Southern California.

So, even though you may be headed for spaghetti and Ragu in reality, we at Patch are wondering what you would be having for your last meal if you really knew that this ... is ... it.

Tell us where you'd eat and what you'd eat. And if you have a photo, you can post that, too (be sure to describe what's in the picture).

Afterall, this is the one thing you can take with you.

Martin Henderson December 22, 2012 at 09:38 AM
Hawaii is four hours behind us, so there's still plenty of time left,but yeah, we're getting down to it. A really great noodle dish (mac 'n cheese, lasagna) would suit me just fine, and if there was a steak to go along with it I'd be one happy camper headed to the hereafter.
Lil-Marty December 22, 2012 at 05:11 PM
Our last meal was Marty burgers. We also drank Budweiser, Coors Light, Patron, jack Daniels, shock top, wine, more wine, Wild Turkey, gin, jello shots, Artie brought a keg of Keystone and drank the whole thing. Lil Shrimp was drinking sine moonshine she made herself. Huge party at the Marty palace last night. I woke up this morning and find people laying all over the place. It looks like an asstroid did hit this place. Neighbors are all pissed off last night saying they are going to get a petition going to get lil Marty booted from Leisure World. I have two words for them. NOT HAPPENING! My bro Artie is a kick-ass lawyer. Just let them try and kick me out! As the saying goes, it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size if the fight in the dawg! I may be little but I can still bite like a Great White Shark! Artie also ate some weird tasting brownies last night that my ex was feeding him. He was acting crazy and talking about how he is going to file a law suit against the Mayans if the world doesn't end. Next thing I know he puts on his favorite music. He's dancing to the BeeGee's and starts hitting on all the women and next thang I know he's outside with lik shrimp kissing her. Really ticked me off! Sorry to ramble but I'm still drunk. I'm going to go punch my brother sleeping on the couch and then I'm gonna throw up! Lil Marty with a big headache Leisure World
JustUs December 22, 2012 at 07:05 PM
Hang in there, Lil Marty. Maybe the Hindu's, Buddah, or Confucius predicted an 'end of the world' date so we can do it all over again and party like it's 1999 in a few more years. By that time they'll probably forget about your party last night at Leisure World and you'll be off the neighbor's troublemaker list. And don't blame the Mayan's everybody gets it wrong now and then. I saw some of the architecture that they built. Very impressive. I wish there were still around and owned a construction company here in So.California. I'd like to do business with them. OK Marty. Have a good day. There are a couple good Bowl games on today. The Washingon Huskies - Boise State Bronco game should be a real thriller. Try some chicken soup for that hangover. It works wonders sometimes.
artie short December 22, 2012 at 07:30 PM
marty im so sorry.... i thought for sure the myans were ending things...& lil shrimp looked so cute bobbing up & down with her oversized water wings ...me & keith stone coodnt help our selves..... dont worry bout yiur neighbors!!! they are just jealouse of your 'designated' parking spot for all your rascals...especialli the one with 2 wheels on the front..& one on the back...& yesss the myans are gettn- served -2day!!!!!!!
artie short December 22, 2012 at 07:34 PM
hello marty ....you forgot about our -overcooked- jose burritos...that u made yourself in the oven.... or maybe HaL..your east german friend made that!!!.... weird....


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